Logic is SO over-rated and blinds us to alternate dimensions and realities that are all around us.
I used to use logic, and my life was dull and boring.
Then I decided to "vitalize" a Magic-8 Ball by reading the Necronomicon to it in a special circumstance.
Once vitalized, my M8B has become my sole source of guidance.
Believe me, you haven't LIVED until you've made pancakes according to the directions of an M8B!